She had reached a point where she couldn\u2019t ignore it anymore. The itching was driving her crazy, and after trying to deal with it on her own, she finally decided it was time to see a doctor. Sitting there, she explained her problem carefully, expecting a serious answer. But the doctor barely hesitated before giving his diagnosis\u2014and it left her completely shocked.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u201cYou have crabs,\u201d he said confidently. She immediately shook her head. \u201cThat\u2019s impossible,\u201d she replied. \u201cI\u2019m eighty years old!\u201d Convinced he had made a mistake, she left and went to another doctor, hoping for a different answer. But to her frustration, the second doctor said the exact same thing.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Now annoyed and determined, she went to a third doctor. This time, she made it very clear from the start. \u201cDoctor, I need help\u2014but don\u2019t tell me it\u2019s crabs. I\u2019m eighty years old. That cannot be the case.\u201d The doctor nodded, trying not to smile, and asked her to get on the table so he could examine her properly.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
After a careful check, the doctor stepped back, thinking for a moment. Then he looked at her and said, \u201cWell\u2026 I can tell you one thing for sure.\u201d She leaned forward, expecting a serious explanation after all the confusion she\u2019d been through.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u201cIt\u2019s not crabs,\u201d he said. She sighed in relief\u2014until he added, \u201cBut at your age\u2026 it\u2019s probably just the sand falling out.\u201d<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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