Joke of the day..

A married couple were asleep when the phone rang at 2 in the morning. The wife (a blonde) picked up the phone, listened a moment and said,
“How should I know, that’s 200 miles from here!”
and hung up.

Curious, the husband said,
“Who was that?”

And his lovely wife replied,
“Some woman asking if the coast is clear!”

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