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A man asked his wife what she wanted for her 40th birthday. Without hesitation, she smiled and said,
“I’d like to be six again.”

He took her words to heart.
On the morning of her birthday, he woke her up bright and early.
With excitement in his voice, he said,
“Surprise! We’re going to the amusement park!”

They spent the entire day riding every roller coaster, spinning teacup, and water flume they could find.
From cotton candy to funnel cakes, snow cones to hot dogs, she indulged in all the childhood favorites.
They played games, won a few stuffed animals, and laughed like kids again.

By the time they got home, she was dizzy, exhausted, and her stomach felt like it had gone ten rounds with a blender.

She collapsed onto the couch, and he looked at her with pride, saying,
“So, how did it feel to be six again?”

She slowly opened one eye and said,
“I meant my DRESS SIZE.”


Moral of the Story:
Always clarify before planning a surprise! 😄

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